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No Lance! No Chet! No Cup!

Post by Maurie on Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:05 pm

Outside of the Fusion Arena we see Jimmy Gimmick dressed as a mime, trying to earn himself a pretty penny. With his improvisational acting experience, he picks up the art of miming easily. He makes a rough $20 from the beginning of the show to the tertiary main event. He starts to gather his phone, his box, and wipe off his makeup. A guy walks passed him and throws a crumpled up piece of paper in the box, as if it were a rubbish bin. Jimmy bends down to pick it up. He puts on an accent of an old british worker.

Jimmy Gimmick
Oi, av some manners wouldja.

He unravels the piece of paper which shows to actually be a poster for the CMV Tag Team Cup Tournament. Jimmy hops up and down in joy. He whips out his phone and dials the number of his long time the partner, Lance Martini. The call uses all its rings, indicating that Lance’s phone is on but not responding. Jimmy decides to waltz into the building, but security catches his eye. Knowing he can’t just walk up to them, he opens his bag of costumes for something convincing. He dresses as a ninja. Jimmy snatches a pear off of a desk in the lobby. In a blink of an eye he launches it at one of the security guards as it pelts him in the chest, causing him to fall backwards into a table. His partner turns his attention to aid him. Jimmy kicks at a vent until the screen comes loose. He then pulls it off and begins to slide through the air ducts. As he reaches far enough he sees below him is the GM’s office. He holds his breath in attempt to stay silent as he climbs over the office without being sighted. As he gets almost far enough to become unnoticed, he feels a hand grab his legs. Jimmy turns around to realize that he was spotted by one of the security guards.

Jimmy

Oh, hey buddy. You come here often?

Jimmy struggles his way out of the vent, but the security guard kept a tight grip on him. Tight enough that when Jimmy shimmied far enough away, the pants tore off of him and were clenched in the hands of the security guard. Jimmy exits the air duct and gives the guard a boot to the face to keep him quiet. Once he finally escapes the wild chase, he tries to stay incognito, even while having only half of his outfit. Jimmy finds a superstar backstage dressed in a pirate costume to get an update on Lance Martini.  

Jimmy Gimmick
Hey you seen my boy Lance. He’s about yay y’all with blonde hair, or black hair, it’s been a few months and I think he’s either missing or dodging me. Hey you listening?

Shanaz Andoni
No, Shanaz not seen Lancey prancey martini, vodka, nor champagne. Shanaz prefer a Lance Root Beer with dancing clam on side.

Jimmy’s facial expression draws a blank on what is happening.

Jimmy
So no?

Shanaz
No.

Jimmy
Well, what’s up with your hat and fake beard?

Shanaz
Shanaz on quest adventure to the Caribbean to rescue long lost Chetty Chetty Bang Bang from UnMatchables for Cup of Tag Teams.

Jimmy
Oh. I was doing the same. Way we both can’t find our partners, you want to team up for this?

Shanaz
Hmm…

Shanaz observes Jimmy’s mustache for length, his costume for accuracy, and his chest for hairiness.

Shanaz
Shanaz am ready to take shinies home again.

Jimmy
So you thinking we can win this?

Shanaz
Shanaz am certain. We win Tag Team Cup, then go on to Tag Team Bowl, and we do big finale at Tag Team Plate! Oh how Shanaz Love good big plate all to self.

Jimmy
I’ll… bye.

Shanaz
WAITTTTT!

Jimmy
What?

Shanaz
Where underoos?

The screen fades out to commercial to return to the regularly scheduled product.





(I tried with the Shanaz gimmick speaking, but idk lol)

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Post by Red Chocolate on Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:00 pm

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Post by Maurie on Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:03 pm

I don’t know the connotation of that

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